The man said, "Do I look like the Maytag repair man?"
Then she said, "The car also needs fixing."
"Do I look like Mr. Goodwrench?"
So the man went on to work, and when he finally got home, his wife said, "Oh I got the car and the refrigerator fixed. The man next door fixed them."
The man said, "Well, how much did he charge?"
"Well," she said, "He said I can either sleep with him or bake him a cake."
"Did you bake him a cake?"
"Do I look like Betty Crocker?"